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Welcome to my world, may be small, but hey, hope you have fun, an thanks for coming.
3月8日

I SEE YOU

I see you there, watching me on RSS, stalking me

God this still looks as awful as it did last time i used it, and STILL hasn't got the years in the posts...

Way to ruin another thing that could have been great, Microsoft.

Oh fucking wow, not allowing BRs? Fuck this, i'm outta here, fuck the P element, shouldn't have even existed in the first place.

-kris-

12月11日

Meh..

I barely use this now...

Its just all these damned errors and pages saying things that arent true in the first place and all this usual crap...
I just cant be arsed with it all...so ive kinda stayed away from it really...

Not been upto much, been catching up on college work from when i was in hospital
Oh yeh im on some new medication stuff from that last checkup there

Thats pretty much it...not long till Christmas! *yawns* i think im losing the Christmas spirit now....i just dont get the same excitement for it that i used to have...'
Either that or im just a boring shit...yeh probably boring shit..

Well thats all for now, im off to bed cause im BORED senseless and cant think of anything to do....

See ya!

-kris-

11月24日

BugBox360?

Heylo!

Hows everyone doing?
Im doing okay, not been up to much really, just some college stuff mostly
That project thing that was meant to be in for Tuesday, yeh nobody else done it either haha, so we were told to bring it in on Friday..which i'll still probably not do...well i doubt it...its okay i will get to do it again though, and this time i will actually know what the hell to do!

And as for the title...well, anyone got a fucked up xbox360 over in America Land? lol
Apparently lots of people have got messed up consoles, games crashing, glitching or just plain not working
I refer you to this picture...(click to make bigger)

(Click here to see other pictures like this)

You know what, that looks almost like those little cool 3D comic things where you wear those red an blue glasses..
Damn now i wish i never threw them out, who knows maybe they intended for this to happen, but they just forgot to add the glasses into the game case
Although its not, cause several minutes later that game crashed...ah well that theory was good while it lasted

Theres speculation about the GPU being messed up in some of the consoles built, or that it could be because they have it in a small space and its overheating...small space being your general TV table with slots for things like DVD players or what have you...if its the 2nd, then thats just down to shitty design in the end..
What did MS think they were going to do with their console, sit it outside the window to keep it cool or pop it in the freezer to keep it cool??

Whatever the reason is, its been a pretty bad launch, just imagine if they actually DID do a worldwide launch (which it isnt cause if it was, every region would get the console on the same freakin date, so yet another promise broken...), this problem would have been 10x worse!

Was talking to Geoffrey and he sent me a link to a really really funny video on Google about a guy who hates Macs...its hilarious!
Heres the link, watch watch! Google Video - The Mac Hater
Heres another one which i got from Lefeins signature (ps3forums.com) about Japanese robots from Sony, now these things are COOL! Google Video - Sony Robots
And another one for you to laugh at hehe, 2 pretty famous Chinese undergraduates singing Google Video - Get Down
And i just found another video, WATCH THIS! Google Video - Poop Today?
And yet another one, this is a little..bad, dont watch if you get put off from farting an stuff lol, Google Video - Fire Fart
WATCH THIS Google Video - Stupid Dog

Well i think i'll leave it at that just now, see ya!

-kris-


Bash.org Favourite Quote(s) of Today:

#580604 + - [X]

<Char> i think my favourite smooth move of his was when she said in aim he was kind of being creepy
<Char> so he got her mobile number form somewhere and phoned to apologise

#580701 + - [X]

<iibbmm> Stupid World of Warcraft.
<iibbmm> I have no money, I have no skills.  All of the hot hot elvin women are dancing with the big warrior guys.  It's college all over again.

#580702 + - [X]

<Indiana> What's a cuntwaffle?
<Indiana> Ah, never mind, I'll ask my mom when she comes on. She knows everything about cooking and food.

11月21日

"Winning Notification: Success Alert - Congratulations!"

I WON THE LOTTERY!
Not.... lol

Theres a little scam going around just now about the lottery and some weird sweepstake thing
I happened to get one of those emails on the 1st of November, only realising today there
The email was pretty believable till i got down to an email: [name]@winning.com.
Now see, i know that with any competition website, if you dont even have a website that goes with your email address, its automatically fake! lol
Shame cause if it was true, i would be the holder of €350,000 cheque just now...ah well hehe

Well lets see, today, first class was Computer Operating Systems, we were 'learning' how to install an anti virus program and set it up...wow how boring..
I was going to run Linux on one of the test computers, but i later realised after trying to get the damn thing to boot that the disc drive was a damn CD Drive! lol
After that it was Computer Architecture, which we had a test in, it was basically on the CPU, main memory and Input/Output (I/O), pretty boring and easy overall really, it was after this test that i found the email actually when i was looking through my gmail spam...

The rest of todays going to suck a bit though, cause i have this crappy coursework thingy to hand in tomorrow, and i cant do some things cause i dont have the programs...so yeh, i'll figure something out...

Oh yeh, go to this website OutpostNine Editorials, this has to be some of the funniest stuff ive read...as well as sickest...Graeme found it..not me lol

Well im going to leave it at this, see ya!

-kris-


Bash.org Favourite Quote(s) of Today:

#580162 + - [X]

<BigPigPeaches> So my GF and I are watching "The Empire Strikes Back" last night. Let me say that this is possibly my favorite movie of all time.
<BigPigPeaches> But suddenly I consider: we have always thought of R2D2 as a light-hearted comic relief type of droid. With his tweets, chirps, raspberries, and whoops, how could he be anything other than cute?
<BigPigPeaches> But what if people were misunderstanding what he is actually saying? What if he could be accurately translated? And what if he were saying things that weren't cute at all? To wit:
<BigPigPeaches> (The scene where Luke and R2D2 are leaving Hoth in Luke's x-wing)
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Hey, assclamp, where the hell are you hauling me?
<BigPigPeaches> Luke: There's nothing wrong, Artoo, I'm just setting a new course.
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Oh, goodie. Are we going to see your dad? Cause you know he's Darth Vader, right? I mean, you know that, otherwise you're even more of a dumbass than I thought.
<BigPigPeaches> Luke: We're not going to regroup with the others.
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: That's probably because they know what they're doing, and you don't.
<BigPigPeaches> Luke: We're going to the Dagobah system.
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: The Bagadouche system? What an appropriate destination for a douchebag such as yourself. Are you sure you don't want me to fly? Cause I'll bet you're going to crash us into some godforsaken swampy bog, you mindless pube.
<BigPigPeaches> (Later on in Cloud City, during the escape scene)
<BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Artoo! Where have you been?
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Listen, you bronzed dildo, I've been dicking around in a frigging swamp for the better part of two weeks while some wannabe wizard has been taking advice from an ancient lizard. I got slime in my droid genitals, a bad yeast infection, and I'm not in the mood for your prissy shit, so put a metal cork in it, buttnozzle.
<BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Well at least you're still in one piece, look what happened to me!
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Yeah yeah yeah, you got blasted to shit, they should have left your ass in that scrap heap. You have contributed absolutely nothing useful to this point. By the way, how is it that you're even more of a whiny bitch than you were in the first three movies? I thought they wiped your frigging memory.
<BigPigPeaches> Do they have some sort of universal "BitchBot" app that they keep putting in your lame ass? Bitch.
<BigPigPeaches> (while trying to unlock the landing platform door)
<BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Artoo, you can tell the computer to override the security system!
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Oh, thanks for reminding me, you pretentious fuckstick. Do you know what else I can do? I can FRIGGING FLY! George Lucas said so! But that didn't stop me from falling into an effing swamp on that Bagadouche planet. By the way, did you know that Darth Vader is Luke's father? Cause I DO!
<BigPigPeaches> Oh, look, I got fried by a goddamn computer terminal. Thanks, dickweed.
<BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
<BigPigPeaches> Artoo: You're supposed to know your droid ass from a hole in the ground, but you don't. Jesus, I should have left your sorry ass on that ship, you sphincter. Just wait till I get to use my little welding thingy on your droid scrote. I hate you and all these miserable bastards. Where's my Oscar?

#579685 + - [X]

Rude: holy shit people take everything the wrong way. I was having dinner, so when I get back to the comp my buddy asks what I was doing. so i told him, and he's like "oh yeah? that your code name for jacking off nowadays?"
Rude: then just now i was jacking off and someone asked what I was doing, so I told em i was jerking, and they're like "lmao, so what're you actually doing? making dinner or someshit?"
Rude: I'm just going to make shit up from now on :/

 

(EDIT: i fixed those squares showing in the quotes, no idea why that happened...)

11月17日

O_o 10 days

Heylo everyone
oo 10 days since my last update...not much to update on though...

Not been doing alot to be honest, mostly college work really
Also been doing some 3D modelling using Blender (Blender Homepage) its great!
Heres some of the things that people have made in Blender Image Gallery (my favourite! Brain)
I was doing a little street for, oh yeh theres a group of us who are making a game, well, making plans for it that is..and i was making a street..but i messed a little bit up and deleted it out of anger...lol, i might do it again and upload it, it wont take that long to make again, i did only get this like 3 days ago, and im learning as i go..
I made a lampost! Although i couldnt make it shine like a normal light source would...so thats why i ended up deleting it, not to mention i kinda joined some of the objects together and i didnt know how to seperate them..
OH, screw that, im making my dream house first!

Still cant find the eyetoy driver source, Geoffs been helping me to try find it, but they all end up being the actual driver rather than the source code...and its still not on the Sony Linux website either...the project download was removed for some reason..its not fair, i want to have my webcam on!

Nearly finished this medication stuff, i go in for a checkup on 1st of December.
I havent been feeling too good the last few days though, but im sure its not related

OH i just thought i'd mention this, has anyone saw that new Advert for the Sony Bravia TV?
I love that advert, they used around 250, 000 bouncy balls in that Advert, heres the link if you havent saw it yet Sony Bravia Bouncy Balls Ad (needs flash)

Well im going to leave it at that, im too excited now, im off to make my house!
see ya!

-kris-


Bash.org Favourite Quote(S) of Today:

#577458 + - [X]

<Knives> hey jiv
<Knives> do you know the 4 types of female orgasms?
* Jiv admits he does not
<Knives> Well, the first, is the Religious orgasm
<Knives> or the, Spiritual orgasm
<Knives> it goes something like this
<Knives> "Oh GOD! oh GOD!  OH OH OH GOD!"
<Knives> the 2nd, is the positive orgasm---" OH YES! OH YES! OH YES!"
<Knives> to which comes the third, the negative orgasm... "OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!"
<Knives> and then finally
<Knives> the fake orgasm
<Knives> "OH JIV! OH JIV!  OH OH JIV!"
<Hawk> lol
<Jiv> ....bitch

#576262 + - [X]

McKhaos: this guy asks me
McKhaos: how many people work in your company ?
McKhaos: my answer
McKhaos: about a third

 
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